2020 Democrat Circus

Now that Joe Biden’s Creepiness Has Resurfaced, the Uniparty Establishment is Rushing to Defend Him

We Right Wing Conspiracy Theorists™ have been pointing out Joe Biden’s creepiness for years:

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This guy consistently gets way too close for comfort to just about any woman–or girl–that has the misfortune of coming within arms reach of him.

Here he is KISSING Chuck Grassley’s wife on the lips:

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We’ve been saying this for years: what the hell is wrong with this guy, and if he’s this handsy in public, how much worse must he be in private?

Our valid questions about this creep have consistently been either ignored or dismissed as Conspiracy Theorism by the “mainstream media.”

But now the Creepy Uncle Joe storyline is back in the public eye again, and not because of us pesky rightwingers: this time, it’s a Democrat who is apparently trying to #MeToo the former Vice President.

An article entitled “An Awkward Kiss Changed How I Saw Joe Biden” by a woman named Lucy Flores is making rounds:

“In 2014, I was the 35-year-old Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Nevada. The landscape wasn’t looking good for my party that year. There were no high-profile national races to help boost turnout, and after the top candidate bowed out of the governor’s race, “None of the Above” ended up winning the Democratic primary.

So when my campaign heard from Vice-President Joe Biden’s office that he was looking to help me and other Democrats in the state, I was grateful and flattered. His team offered to bring him to a campaign rally in an effort to help boost voter turnout. We set the date for November 1, just three days before election day.

[. . .]

I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”

I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.”

Now nothing in Flores’ story is Weinstein-esque and disqualifying, nor does she break any new ground as it pertains to Creepy Uncle Joe–unless of course you consume a news diet of exclusively Uniparty Propaganda, in which case Biden’s creepiness has never before been brought to your attention.

But the real story, again, is that the complaints against Biden today are now coming from Democrats rather than Republicans.

Why are Democrats turning on Biden? Because the party’s leftwing base can already see what’s happening: Biden 2020 is just like Hillary 2016, i.e. the Establishment Approved™ candidate who will talk a big game about “change” and “feeling your pain,” but ultimately exists to protect the status quo.

In every election, the Uniparty Establishment pushes candidates from each party on the American public. They have their “frontrunner” candidates that they want most, but they also have backups in case their frontrunners flop. For example, in the 2016 GOP primary, the Uniparty’s “frontrunner” was Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio was their backup.

Almost every time, the Uniparty Establishment’s candidates become the major party nominees.

If the American people must be allowed to vote, and the Uniparty Establishment can’t really do anything about that, then they will rig our elections by making us choose between two Uniparty candidates, who despite being from different parties can each invariably be counted on to continue the same Uniparty policies: pro-Big Business, pro-endless war, pro-immigration, pro-free trade, anti-American.

That’s why I use the term “Uniparty.”

No matter who wins the election, the Uniparty always wins.

The only time in recent history when the Uniparty’s chosen candidate did not win a major party nomination was 2016, when Donald Trump beat out Jeb Bush.

You could also argue for 2008, when Obama beat out Hillary Clinton, but Obama was always full Uniparty Establishment. He may have seemed like the longshot outsider candidate in 2008, but the eagerness with which major corporations (three of his top seven largest donors were Megabanks) and Establishment politicians flocked to him proved otherwise.

And so Joe Biden is the Uniparty Establishment’s frontrunner candidate for 2020 for obvious reasons: he’s a known quantity, having been in politics for over 45 years and therefore fully corrupted, and is about as Establishment as it gets these days.

The Uniparty Establishment hopes Biden will be able to appeal to white working class voters in the Rust Belt–who after several decades of voting Democrat went for Trump in 2016–and bring the White House back in to Uniparty Establishment hands.

This is why you’re seeing the Uniparty Media spring to Biden’s defense. The Bezos Post spins it thusly:

C’mon, it’s just “Biden’s affectionate, physical style.” Bezos Post also wrote off Biden’s creepiness as part of his “warm, upbeat persona.”

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the Bezos Post has for the past two months now been attacking Bernie Sanders, one of the few Democratic candidates not controlled by the Uniparty Establishment:

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Yesterday’s edition of Meet the Propagandists Press continued the Defend Joe mission:

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Please excuse me while I vomit over the phrase “fleshy world of 60s and 70s politics.”

And here we’ve got Establishmentarian Dick Durbin playing defense for Biden:

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It could not be more transparent what’s going on here.

Despite the fact that the increasingly “diverse” Democratic Party is growing increasingly unaccepting of white people, the Uniparty wants Biden as the 2020 Democratic nominee because they know the path to retaking the White House goes through the Rust Belt, and a Diverse™ Democratic nominee like Kamala Harris or Cory Booker will have little to no appeal in those critical states.

But the Democratic base (more nonwhite and socialist than ever) can already sense that the Powers That Be are forcing a white, male neoliberal, Biden, on them. And so the rebellion against Biden has begun.

This is not just my speculation, either. Lucy Flores herself admitted it after she published her article about Biden:

Flores was a Bernie supporter in 2016 and is on-record opposing Biden. She was recently spotted at a Beto rally.

The Democratic base does not want Biden.

No, the Democratic base wants to be force-fed Beto O’Rourke instead.

“We don’t want the hand-picked candidate of the Uniparty Establishment! We don’t want another Hillary Clinton!”

They want Beto, a media-manufactured, astroturfed pseudo-phenomenon foisted upon idiots who believe they’re supporting a “movement” and going against the Establishment.

But guess again: there would be no Beto O’Rourke if the Establishment Media did not build him up and promote him 24/7 last year.

I live in Chicago and saw multiple people walking around with “BETO” shirts and laptop stickers. The guy was running for Senate in Texas. The only way he gains national prominence is through a deliberate and concerted media effort. The media wouldn’t shut up about Beto skateboarding and playing in a rock band. It’s utterly laughable to suggest Beto is a grassroots, anti-Establishment candidate.

Beto is Obama all over again.

Revolt against Biden and the Uniparty all you want, Democrats.

Just know that the Uniparty has backup candidates, and the Fake Hispanic from Texas you’re swooning over has Establishment written all over him.

1 comment on “Now that Joe Biden’s Creepiness Has Resurfaced, the Uniparty Establishment is Rushing to Defend Him

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